You take two beautiful people and put them in a movie that is so bad that by the end of the money they don't look so good anymore. Johnny Depp's character is allowed to emerge a little but Angelina Jolie is a parody of herself. Every second she is on the screen she is in a pose to showcase her beauty. Her every moment is marked by widely swaying hips, lips puckered, eyes lowered as if she is a model on a set. She doesn't act...she moves in slow motion and poses. There is no depth, no warmth nor believeablity to her character. This movie doesn't make sense; it is so far fetched that you can't even allow yourself the luxury of believing the script. The director didn't bother connecting the loose ends in an attempt to show the audience that he or she thinks we are intelligent enough to notice that nothing makes sense. And that after 10 minutes of watching Jolie pose I have become a non-Jolie fan. And shame on you Johnny, for being in such a horrendous movie!
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