Try The Cocktober Fest

This is the closest thing to male strip club you're going to get, ladies.

Tucson is full of beautiful people, and some are male believe it or not. There's a burlesques cult following here and The Surly Wench feel like the staple for most of these provocative shows. Unfortuanly, I have never seen a strip tease show there but I have seen one at a speakeasy on (of all places) the south side.

I'd rather watch some sexy ladies do the dancing but this idea sounds fun to me. I can only imagine what lies beneath the flannels and breakaway skinny jeans. The Manly Manlesque Cocktober Show is one night only this Friday from 8 to 10 p.m. at the Surly Wench Pub, 424 North Fourth Avenue. Tickets are only $10 or $15 for V.I.P. and I have no idea what that entails. Click here to RSVP on the Manly Manleques Facebook page.