The Funniest Line From a Story About Justin Bieber and a Hamster

By Dan Gibson

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• Photo courtesy of Shutterstock
• Not the hamster in question

From TMZ and presented without context for hilarity's sake:

The moment that hamster was handed off to a screaming girl in a harsh, frenzied environment was likely the moment it gazed at the short path to its doom.