Here Is a James Hetfield (HE-HEAH!) Soundboard (GIMME FAI!) for Your Enjoyment

By Dan Gibson

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It's the week before Christmas, so you're probably not all that busy at work (unless you work in retail or shipping or something of the sort, to which I say, "May God have mercy on your soul"), so why not turn your computer speakers up and rock your office space with the sounds of Metallica frontman James Hetfield yelling things? Enjoy your aural trip to NEVA NEVA LAND! OOHWA!