Bacon Flavored Lube Probably Isn't Kosher

Apparently, J&D's, the company behind Bacon Salt, Baconnaise and a number of other bacon flavored products, initially floated the idea of bacon flavored/scented "massage oil" as an April Fool's Joke, but apparently, they underestimated the unmet demand for water-based lubricants that remind people of pork, so they have a limited edition run of the product available now for your gift-giving needs. Probably not great as a Hanukkah present, however.