Dear Tucson Padres, Please Bring the Goat Herding Monkey Guy to Town

I'm actually a pretty big baseball fan, so I'm likely to head out to Kino Stadium a few times this year, but even baseball haters would likely buy a ticket to see dog-riding monkeys herding goats, right? Introducing Team Ghost Riders led by Tim Lepard.

Even better, I think the inspirational speeches are free:

[Daily What]