Wildly Frightening Craigslist Job Post of the Day

If you're in the area of Speedway and Swan, I'm not sure whether you should feel safer or not that "RANGE RESCUE" will soon be on the beat, patrolling your area. I'm leaning towards NOT SAFE AT ALL.

STARTING ARMED MILITIA UNITS FOR ALL METRO PIMA COUNTY WILL BE SERCHING FOR DRUG DEALERS,BURGLARS AND VANDALIZERS OF PRIVATE PROPERTY THER WILL BE CERTAIN QUALIFICATION#1 no convicted felons ,'we offer tactical weapons training,camoflage techniques, the use of night vision and equipment and must pass background checkand able to carry a fire arms are main weapons consist of AR-15 and saiga 308 tactical for more inf contact OPERATION CLEAN UP