Congratulations, Lori Davenport: You're What's Wrong With America!

Apologies to anyone camping out in front of a store and skipping Thankgiving at home to buy something at a discount ... but doing so is a terrible idea.

Then again, Lori Davenport isn't sleeping outside a St. Petersburg Best Buy to get anything in particular, she's doing it for the feeling of "firstness."

For some reason, Best Buy didn't realize they're only encouraging this sort of thing and gave Davenport a free iPad—and not the psychological consult she really could use.