WTF?! Lawmakers: No More Creating Goat-People

Rather than finding a way out of the budget crisis, the Arizona Legislature is busy tackling a far more immediate threat to the state: human-animal hybrids.

A couple of weeks ago, lawmakers debated the merits of SB 1307, which would ban the creation of hybrids (so those hoping for new blue-skinned Avatar bodies will have to go elsewhere).

The bill moved through the Committee on Public Safety and Human Services for further consideration in a 4-3 vote on Feb. 17.

Here’s our favorite human-hybrid definition (italics ours):

"A nonhuman life form engineered so that it contains a human brain or a brain derived wholly or predominantly from human neural tissues."