No Johnson From Levi

News flash: Levi Johnston, father of Sarah Palin's first grandchild, is going to pose for Playgirl. Read the story here on Gawker.

Unfortunately—or perhaps this is good news—Johnston won't pose showing his privates. What's the point of being in Playgirl? He doesn't seem ripped enough to make other photos worth the newsstand price? This is as disappointing as the HBO series Hung, about a male escort. Female frontal nudity? Yes. Male frontal nudity? No. The guy is supposed to be hung, but