After gathering together the on crack staff and vetting the entries from the four people who entered the first-ever Dick Cheney Photoshopping Contest, we have decided on the winners!
It was reaaaaaly close between William Bell's Shrek-themed entries and Max Vectar's potpourri of Cheney in prison/Total Recall/collage suitable for framing. Both had substantial support from our more-sober-than-normal judges. But in the end ... we picked William Bell's entry to win. The Iraqi flag in the background pushed him over the top.
For winning this contest, William gets an amazing package of prizes. The booty includes:
- A large Transformers Optimus Prime action figure! (Mint condition, in the box, sent to us by movie promoters for some odd reason.)
- A movie pass for two to the Tucson premiere of the Transformers movie on Thursday, June 28!
- Two tickets to the July 5
RenoTucson Sidewinders game! - A Weekly mug that has flashing lights!
- A plastic Weekly shot glass!
- A Weekly bumper sticker, worth literally a penny or two!
Because we appreciate the work soooo much of Max and the other two people who entered—Fozzie Pumpah and Homer Pyle—we're awarding Max, Fozzie and Homer movie passes, Sidewinders tickets and the Weekly paraphernalia trio as well.
Congrats to all, and thanks again!
