Your Wednesday Morning News Update

-- Got an umbrella?

-- Is it just me, or are reality series ideas getting more moronic by the second? Follow-up question: How the hell is it possible for reality series ideas to keep getting more and more idiotic?

-- The Cats are No. 1! Too bad it's only December!

-- And finally, we're just hours away from another issue of the Weekly hitting the internets. Can you contain yourself?