Your Friday Afternoon News Update

-- Coming soon to a theater near you: The Passion of the Drunk?

-- Am I the only one that finds the sentence, "After discussing war and peace in the Middle East, President Bush squeezed in a 10-minute photo-op Friday with finalists in the hit television show American Idol," kind of well, weird?

-- Having TV and radio reception problems? This may be a hint why.

-- And for you "Savage Love" readers out there ... one politician does not want Dan Savage's money.