Your Thursday Morning News Update

-- Holy crap! Bush finally talked to the NAACP!

-- Viacom? Owning The Onion?!? (Please note that I'm blogging this even though I realize the New York Post is often full of crap.)

-- How can the Tucson Citizen do a story on blogs and not even mention our delightful li'l blog? And isn't it just ADORABLE when the stodgy old Gannett newspaper tries to be hip and with it?

-- Meanwhile, World War III looms.