How many times do I have to tell you I don't swing that way. I'm sure there are many eligible gay men in Tucson who would love to meet you. There is a gay gentleman who lives in my neighborhood but I don't think he'd be interested. He's a bit too conservative for you.
Ooooh, pumpkin, what a naughty idea. Let's do it in the Arena.
Wink Wink. You wouldn't an idea if it bit you on the ass.
Include me in. We'll make it a threesome!
Oh, Mr. 14 honey. How sweet. Maybe you and Mr. 13 can do it all the time in the Arena of Ideas!
"An NFL football should always be inflated to whatever Tom Brady says it should." Priceless.
Just curious. What the Hell is a Larschneb? I've been here 6 long years so you know what you can do with your suggestion about stop reading.
As far as Da Coach goes, hide my Glock and all sharp objects and I should be all right.
I do it all the time.
I have never read the Weekly for CW13's comments.
CW 13.....all you have to do is STOP READING.
Tom, instead getting all vexed by Pancho Villa the next time you're in Las Cruces, you should take a short trip down the road from Mesilla to La Mesa and have some of the best New Mexican food at the Chope's Bar & Restaurant! Also La Posta in Mesilla.
Las Cruces is OK to visit, but I wouldn't think of a trip there without eating some real New Mexican food!
Mary. What we have here is a typical example of your basic compassionate, civil liberal. You can bet that tomorrow Pulitzer Tammy will be in the front row at Mass so everyone can see him. Then when ever he has to write his next column he'll be back calling anybody he disagrees with stupid, moronic, etc. A little advice to Tammy's family. After his remark that he made about Sen. Tovis getting into an accident, I might avoid getting in a car with him. Karma and all.
As far as me being a loser goes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
P.S. For what it's worth, I agree 100% with Tammy about the whole driving while on a cell phone thing. Before I had to give up the Harley because of health reasons, every close call I ever had was with some asshole either texting or on their phone.
Thank you for your suggestion, tctw. I researched the Merriam-Webster entry for satire, as follows:
1) a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn
2) trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly
I see neither a literary work nor a trenchant wit in Danehy's essay. On the contrary, I read the piece as an angry humorless diatribe against three specific pet bte noirs - Pancho Villa, twerking, and texting while driving. There's no wit, irony or sarcasm here. Just hostility, approval of theft and violence and a mean spirited contempt for actions of which he disapproves. He's become a grumpy old curmudgeon in his dotage. His writing is clearly eons away from the irony and sarcasm that Jonathan Swift used to expose and discredit vice and folly.
NEW Mexico - a lot like the OLD one!
Where's the usual gang of idiots?
Such as the dude sticking his ugly mug into the photo face stand-in cutout of an outlaw, the douche that always starts his posts with "Tom wrote" and that loser that always calls Tom "Tammy"?
I guess today really is Good Friday.
Mary Magdalene wrote: "So you're advocating the kidnapping and beating of a fourteen year old girl..."
You really believe that he is advocating those things?
Don't read Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" because the top of your head will pop off.
You've lost your satire funnybone. You can find it over at www.merriam-webster.com
So you're advocating the kidnapping and beating of a fourteen year old girl ("catch her outside, beat her sorry ass,"), wishing for the theft of public property ("I've been hoping that a frat house at the UA would steal it and put it in their backyard,") and looking forward to the violent death of an Arizona State Senator and a young person ("I sincerely, really, really hope that while Lovas is out driving around and texting someday that he gets crashed into by a young driver who is doing the same thing.")
Happy Good Friday and Easter Sunday, Mr. Danehy.
KVOA announced update at 3:30 on missing child Isabel Celis. TPD has just found something.
I'm good. It seems my comments are always taken in the opposite spirit of how they were given.
Profound repartee, Mr. 13 sir. Patrick's licking his wounds now for sure.
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