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Comment Archives: stories: News & Opinion: Police Dispatch

Re: “Police Dispatch

Don't forget the University of Arizona Police Officer who was the one that had the initial contact.

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Posted by Marc on 06/22/2017 at 4:23 PM

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Thank you TPD for having to deal with people like this. I for one appreciate it.

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Posted by Susan Henshaw on 06/22/2017 at 10:08 AM

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Eggselent Story, I don't think this report is all it's cracked up to be. I bet somebody was egging this guy on. It's going to take a really hard-boiled cop to solve this one, you know, someone who's not too chicken.

Posted by Ex-Arizonan on 06/08/2017 at 9:40 PM

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Covfefe.

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Posted by SonoranWinds on 05/31/2017 at 10:46 AM

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Reports of the Easter Bunny's involvement in this drive-by egging are unconfirmed.

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Posted by sgsmith on 05/25/2017 at 7:37 PM

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OKLAHOMAN, where the wind comes whistlin' through his brains...
Where life is sweet livin' off the street and cruisin' the UofA for a dame...

Posted by sgsmith on 05/25/2017 at 7:32 PM

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Sounds like the guy was scrambled, cracked under pressure and then wound up with egg on his face. No yoke. They are going to fry him if he doesn't keep the sunny side up. Given enough time he will come out of his shell.

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Posted by Eggselent Story on 05/25/2017 at 10:50 AM

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In most European countries, as long as you can reach up and put your money on the bar without the assistance of a step stool, you can drink as much alcohol as you want.

Welcome to America Sven!

Posted by sgsmith on 05/11/2017 at 8:11 AM

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Meanwhile, somewhere there are several children crying because someone took their Jolly Rancher candies, or is this story meant to be an anecdotal metaphor of every election in modern history?

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Posted by sgsmith on 05/11/2017 at 8:06 AM

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Perhaps she was also a fan of Bruce Springsteen and "Born to Run".

Posted by sgsmith on 05/04/2017 at 11:34 AM

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They should no have removed it. Graffiti that looks nice should be left alone. Let's encourage attractive graffiti.

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Posted by zenguy on 04/13/2017 at 7:15 PM

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Ahhh, youth. Sometimes, I'm GLAD it's wasted on the young.

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Posted by W Corvi on 04/02/2017 at 7:11 AM

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thats the way it ought to be. drugs should be decriminalized

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Posted by Palisades on 03/28/2017 at 7:02 PM

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We come from the future, the past, the present, etc...

Check the posted date in the upper right corner of this article against the posted date below this comment.

We do not have the need to steal lottery tickets to win money.

We win the money by simply looking a few days into the future at the winning numbers, then we go back in time to use those numbers before what you mere mortals call the "current" draw date.

All hail us! For we are the TW Time Bandits!

Posted by TW Time Bandits on 02/20/2017 at 11:51 AM

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For the first incident -- you can't fix stupid, and for the second... well, pretty much the same thing, although it would be nice if they could suspend people's driver's licenses for road rage incidents.

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Posted by sgsmith on 02/09/2017 at 5:04 PM

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Nor could she explain why her cat was in the freezer, her gold fish and bowl were in the dishwasher or why her husband was affixed naked to the bedroom ceiling with duct tape and wearing a crocheted bikini top as a blindfold with mistletoe dangling from his nether regions.

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Posted by sgsmith on 02/02/2017 at 10:44 AM

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The former "Evil Grimace" has faded from purple to blue and fallen on hard times and hard drugs. I always suspected fast food as a gateway to heroin use and now we have the proof.

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Posted by sgsmith on 02/02/2017 at 10:35 AM

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Oh cr@p! Do you think getting her title wrong will get me into Gitmo? My type don't do well in prison, after all I'm an angry old white man... oh, wait... never mind.

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Posted by sgsmith on 01/26/2017 at 1:40 PM

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He is such a great President he's even making storage facilities great again. 96 hours in office and we can already see the great things to come.

Counselor to the President of the United States, is her actual title.

I am woman hear me roar!

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Posted by Tammy Parsone on 01/26/2017 at 12:25 PM

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In an related story, two five gallon drums of an off-brand oil- and sucrose-based honey-like substance made in China were found abandoned and concealed in the bushes near the site of the earlier altercation. Neither honey vendor had any comment.

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Posted by sgsmith on 01/26/2017 at 11:27 AM

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