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Re: “Police Dispatch

Reports of the Easter Bunny's involvement in this drive-by egging are unconfirmed.

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Posted by sgsmith on 05/25/2017 at 7:37 PM

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OKLAHOMAN, where the wind comes whistlin' through his brains...
Where life is sweet livin' off the street and cruisin' the UofA for a dame...

Posted by sgsmith on 05/25/2017 at 7:32 PM

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Sounds like the guy was scrambled, cracked under pressure and then wound up with egg on his face. No yoke. They are going to fry him if he doesn't keep the sunny side up. Given enough time he will come out of his shell.

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Posted by Eggselent Story on 05/25/2017 at 10:50 AM

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In most European countries, as long as you can reach up and put your money on the bar without the assistance of a step stool, you can drink as much alcohol as you want.

Welcome to America Sven!

Posted by sgsmith on 05/11/2017 at 8:11 AM

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Meanwhile, somewhere there are several children crying because someone took their Jolly Rancher candies, or is this story meant to be an anecdotal metaphor of every election in modern history?

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Posted by sgsmith on 05/11/2017 at 8:06 AM

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Perhaps she was also a fan of Bruce Springsteen and "Born to Run".

Posted by sgsmith on 05/04/2017 at 11:34 AM

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