What could be heavier than Haystacks Calhoun and Andre the Giant grappling in a steel-cage death match, louder than a runaway locomotive hauling a cargo load of malfunctioning World War II air-raid sirens, and nastier than Jenna Jameson’s private parts? Why, the lasciviously stupid, Southern-bred Alabama Thunderpussy (ATP), of course. Obviously influenced by Lynyrd Skynyrd, […]