Here’s an eight-minute video of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog pooping on soccer and its fans watching the World Cup. Triumph would induce a field day if he fared to the Rialto tomorrow morning. We can’t wait for the next video to surface.
This article appears in Jun 19-25, 2014.

The Tucson Weekly is a great newspaper…for me to poop on!
Well Henry:
I took a shot at your story about Chinese sperm extractor (or whatever the hell that was)
but I love Triumph the Insult Dog. Thanks for running this story. I apologize……until the next bad story!
you should run Triumph every week. Better than most of the stuff on here.