First, the fun upbeat Russian song that comes on when you open the Putin Gay Dress-Up website already makes it problematic for work playtime, and when you go to dress him up, the first panel of sex-toy offerings makes it probably best to wait for home (unless of course you work for Weekly World Central, where we sometimes call it research).
Enjoy! And you’re welcome.
This article appears in Mar 20-26, 2014.