Oh, Rush Limbaugh, I’m just encouraging you, I realize, but someone has to mention the stupid stuff you’re saying every day, right? Apparently, since Michelle Obama has encouraged people to consider what they’re feeding their children and convinced Walmart to make their prepacked food healthier and lower the prices of fruit and vegetables, she can’t ever eat ribs. Also, she’s not fit to be a swimsuit model, so I guess she’s a hypocrite. I have no idea.

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The editor of the Tucson Weekly. I have no idea how I got here.

3 replies on “I Guess Michelle Obama is Fat, According to Fat Guy Rush Limbaugh”

  1. Rush doesn’t tell people what to eat. Fat Michelle does the preaching. You liberals are all a bunch of hypocrites.

  2. Yeah, if there’s one thing to admire about conservatives, it’s that they never want to tell other people how to live their lives.

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