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While I have issues with Eddie Van Halen (nearly everything that’s happened since the year and the album 1984, for example), it’s getting hotter here and my birthday is coming up this month. While I generally grab a bunch of Old Navy flip-flops each year for a couple bucks, maybe it’s time to upgrade to $30 ones that proclaim my allegiance to songs like “Panama”?

[Van Halen Store]

The editor of the Tucson Weekly. I have no idea how I got here.