Disregard Carol Channing’s nonsensical order, and please, jam today. Carol, you crazy. I love ya girl, but you’re crazy:

For those of you who forgot, this is from the 1985 version of Alice in Wonderland. It’s the best (and freakiest) version ever, because it has a bunch of celebrities in it—like Sammy Davis Jr., Telly Savalas, and a pre-Full House John Stamos—acting like major creepsters:

See? And yet, I still love it.
This article appears in Aug 11-17, 2011.

This has been one of my favorite things of all time since I was a little kid, second only to Channing saying “behhhhhhhterrr… muuuuuch beeehhhhhhhterrrrrr” and then turning into a lamb. So creepy, scared the hell outta me.