Theodore Roosevelt once said “Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.” I think Republican Congressional candidate Gary Kiehne took that quote a bit too seriously. Reddit users got a hold of Kiehne’s latest flyer for his campaign, and the horse steals the show. Did Kiehne just not see the giant horse penis in the background, or is he trying to tell us something?
Regardless, it’s obvious that Kiehne isn’t dicking around.
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Maybe he is telling us, subliminally, he is a big dick?
Too bad he couldn’t get Tom Green to make a cameo.
The horse saw a picture of Hillary.
Maybe the horse was thinking of the Kentucky Fried Chicken Hillary Special….Two small breasts, two big thighs and one left wing.
Would it not have been sufficient to say that it came with two left wings?
I’m always baffled by people who complain about “Career Politicians” in ads that declare their intention to start a new Career as a Politician.
The result of a campaign run by amateurs. No one on the staff has enough experience to look at the picture for embarrassing stuff like this.
If you look closely you can see that it is actually the front leg of the giraffe in the next coral.
Is Henry short for Henrietta?
That is a tree, not a giraffe or any other animal. Note the leaves hanging from it.
Rumor is that he and his horse are “very close”
The tags had me rolling…
Really? BFD. How sophomoric. What’s on deck for tomorrow, fart jokes? Think the horse is self-conscious? the only funny thing is probably that this guy is even running.
The nation is falling apart, and that is what you concern yourselves with? Figures.
Wow 48 “dislikes” for my Hillary Kentucky Fried Chicken Special comment! And I didn’t even bring her up–someone else did. 48 –that’s a record! LOL
Henry!
Other readers are also concerned with your choice of topics to write about. (or maybe you are told to do)?
You can do better than this. Or maybe this is where the Tucson Weekly wants to go. Fart jokes and Junior high level humor. It’s getting grim.
It’s up to 51 “dislikes”! Keep going.
Bwaaahahahahaha!
Henry, you made my day ..and the comments are priceless.
54 “dislikes” that is a new record! Bring it on Hillary lovers. And to think I didnt even bring up her name first! LOL Priceless!
Can’t wait until she runs. What a feast we will have. And you folks get Bill in the White House again but this time with nothing to do! What fun that will be.