I try to avoid going to Tucson’s malls (mostly because I can’t resist the temptation of Cinnabon), but this guy and his delightfully Autotuned lyrics really make Dubai’s palaces of commerce seem so appealing. Did he say that one of the malls has an ice rink and a 22 screen cinema? Get me a ticket, I’m on my way right now.

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This article appears in Sep 15-21, 2011.

The editor of the Tucson Weekly. I have no idea how I got here.