Chuck Norris, action film star and the man responsible for creating giraffes after having kicked a horse in the chin, has taken to YouTube, begging for the “30 million evangelical Christians” who sat out last Election Day to make it to the polls this year.
Norris (who is reportedly able to speak braille,) and his wife, Gina, spend nearly a minute reciting quotations from Ronald Reagan and Edmund Burke, intended to inspire voters to make sure that Obama is run on a rail back to Chicago, where, presumably, he would continue conspiring to make America a socialist paradise from an underground lair below the Shedd Aquarium.
As you may know already, the 72-year-old Norris (who is said to be alive today because the Grim Reaper is too afraid to collect him) is no stranger to involving himself in political discussion, going on record in 2009 to claim that, had Obamacare existed 2000 years ago, Mary of Nazareth would have had to abort Jesus Christ.
This article appears in Aug 30 – Sep 5, 2012.
Chuck Norris all the way. Great video.
Like Chuck Norris is some sort of sage to tell us about the election!
Where do people like Chuck Norris come up with this tripe?!
Hey Chuck, that 1,000 year period started about 32 years ago. You and the other Jesus nuts were too busy celebrating the election of one of your own to notice that he was actually the Prince Of Darkness. And just as Sinclair Lewis predicted, he came wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.
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Believing the crap that Sensei Chuck (delusional) Norris is expounding is the same as believing in that bambooseling, invisible spaceman who’s in an eternal war with a talking snake for nonexistent souls
Obama is the biggest mistake of a president this country has EVER seen and I can’t wait until he’s out of the White House. Then Michelle can go take her expensive vacations on HER dime and not mine. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out Barry!
Poor Kim, Have you really been paying attention?
If you think “Obama is the biggest mistake of a president this country has EVER seen,” what exactly would you call the eight years of George Bush and the two wars he put on the credit card.
Sorry but, you’re going to have four more years of “Barry.”
The repubs now have two answers to Joe Biden; Jan Brewer and Chuck. lol
Me thinks Chuckie has been kicked in the head a few too many times.
I knew he was a Republican but… say it ain’t so Chuck! Say it ain’t so!
And anybody would listen to anything Chuck has to say because………….?
He’s a class “C” actor just like his beloved Ronny Regan was.
What with the hair peace and the fake “5-O-Clock” shadow?
Getting political advice from Chuck Norris is like getting abstinence advice from Bristol Palin. Norris is just another has-been Republican who keeps giving moronic advice since he has become irrelevant as far as acting is concerned.
Wow– finally clicked on the video.. Did not know Chucky had such a terrible speaking voice. And a horrible lisp. Couple that with his unshaven Neandarthal persona. Citing Ronald Reagan’s quotes, who is now dead and cannot defend this garbage, Chucky and his lillipution wife are a disgrace to Ronald Reagan , quoting him as if he was an author of the Bible, and cleverly sprinkling it in with mentions of the Bible . Propaganda at it’s finest folks. Being on TV 20 years ago does not make you a revered statesman with anything of value to say.
Probably Sarah Palin was why voters stayed home. We got crazy Trump in response to Obama’s 8 years.