The AVN Awards took place last weekend in Las Vegas, producing a handful of winners in a number of categories that we can’t go into too much detail describing here, if only because the boundaries of good taste (and time limitations; there are more than 130 AVN award categories) prevent me from doing so.
But it appears that an Amphi High School teacher’s aide was hoping to get a jump-start on next year’s AVN Award for Best Amateur Release for an on-campus escapade that, according to Tucson Police, included two 18-year-old students, a 16-year-old, and an audience of three, including one that recorded the experience via cell phone.
On January 18, 22-year-old aide Clarice Lee, allegedly snuck off with the six students to an apparently not-all-that private location on the Amphi campus, where she engaged in “sexual contact” with the 18 year olds and intercourse with the 16 year old, according to TPD.
The best/worst part? Lee is an aide to special needs students—though if this incident is any indication, she appears to have been confused as to the students and needs she should have assisted with.
This article appears in Jan 17-23, 2013.

Man all these stories are depressing. I never had a teachers aid get it on with me in High School, and boy would I have ever welcomed it!
Age is just a number. Some teenagers are as emotionally secure as adults and some young adults are as immature emotionally as teenagers. This woman shouldn’t have done what she did and will pay for it all her life. Prison or years of supervised probation, convicted child molester, lifetime registry as a sex offender and forever unemployable. No it’s not right but this girl should never have been placed in this situation if she had been properly interviewed by a professional evaluator.
More and more journalists use the word “snuck,” a bastardized version of “sneak.” It began as a word used by the uneducated, but has been quickly adopted by educated journalists and some other writers. I ask myself, “Why,” and can only speculate that it is (1) a way to show one’s scorn for those who value proper grammar; (2) a way to honor those who are grammar-challenged for their creativity; (3) a way to adopt change of any kind with the view that all change is good. Granting that language constantly evolves, it is a comment on contemporary life that this change represents not evolving but devolving in the direction of the lowest common denominator. A thumbs-down will put me in my place for being a language snob.
As Led Zep once said, “steal away”
Squeeze me a lemon
Yesterday I squoze a lemon
Hey, English rules because it is always changing.
This aid took me on my tour for this school when I was a new student, last Tuesday! You never really know a person until they show their true colors.
Brings a whole new meaning to Van Halen’s hot for teacher!
I realize this is a late response but I’m taken back by the title and content of this article. I don’t really see the humor or casualness of the situation. Perhaps I’m not understanding the intent of your article but as an observer on the front line of our schools, I think it’s detrimental.