Considering I was an active supporter of Epic Meal Time (until they sold out on Leno), I probably can’t criticize Denny’s for going for the “Bacon Strips, Bacon Strips, Bacon Strips, Bacon Strips” theory of restaurant management, and yes, a bacon sampler sounds delicious, but this ad is weird. I do not want to hear moaning while looking at pictures of food. At least not someone else’s moaning. Show some decency, Denny’s.

YouTube video

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EPcqJYMFTWE

The editor of the Tucson Weekly. I have no idea how I got here.