Sep 8-14, 2016

Sep 8-14, 2016 / Vol. 33 / No. 30

Cover Stories

The Skinny

With last week’s primary election, we finally know who will be advancing to November’s general election. Here’s a roundup of the key races, along with some notes from the primary.

Mystery Mastery

Author Shannon Baker, who moved to the Tucson area after attending the Tucson Festival of Books a few times, is set to release Stripped Bare, a mystery novel introducing Kate Fox, a Nebraska rancher who takes over her husband’s job of sheriff after he’s shot in the first chapter.

Romeo and Juliet Take Tucson

“To be or not to be, that is the question.” Or is the question to go or not to go? Well no matter the question the answer is most definitely Tucson’s 10th Annual Shakespeare in the Park event. Now, everyone has heard of the reputable Shakespeare in the Park that happens in New York City.…

Create a Masterpiece, Give the Gift of Art

Creative Juice Art Bar (6530 E. Tanque Verde Road) and Gifted Custom Art will team up on Saturday, Oct. 1 to raise money for the local Boys and Girls Clubs in Tucson. You don’t have to be a modern Monet to attend this painting philanthropy event. The concept is simple: Gifted provides a photo for you…

Cinema Clips: Eight Days a Week

Ron Howard directs the first major Beatles documentary since The Beatles Anthology in the nineties. While Anthology is still the most definitive and damn well perfect account of the greatest band to ever walk the earth, Howard does a nice job culling footage snippets of the band during their short lived touring days, replete with…

Quick Bites: Sprint for Thin Mints

What’s your motivation to exercise? Weight loss? Heart health? How about cookies? How about not just any kind of cookie, but one of America’s favorite cookies-for-a-cause, the Girl Scouts’ Thin Mints? If you’re willing to sweat for one of these delightfully delicate minty treats—simultaneously helping the Girl Scouts of Southern Arizona and earning your own…

Cinema Clips: For the Love of Spock

Adam Nimoy directs this sweet documentary about his dad, Leonard, and the everlasting legacy of his most universally treasured creation, Spock. The film stands as a terrific look back at the origins of the character, and his transitions through time, straight through to the recent Spock incarnation played by Zachary Quinto. More importantly, the film…

Quick Bites: The Other Election

There’s no shortage of controversy over candidates in our upcoming election, both nationally and locally. But there’s another kind of (local) election coming up: The battle over the best Tucson craft beer. And man, if you think political infighting is bad regarding the presidential race, well, that’s nothing compared to how riled up folks get…

How AZ Politics Presaged the Rise of Trump

Journalist Tom Zoellner, author of A Safeway in Arizona: What the Gabrielle Giffords Shooting Tells Us About the Grand Canyon State and Life in America, has written a Phoenix New Times essay that examines the parallels between Arizona politics and Trump’s rise: There was a moment during Donald Trump’s rambling and free-associative speech at Fountain Hills…

Ducey ‘Next Step’ Watch: Day 118. Duck-Dodge-and-Stall Edition

Ducey and Republican legislators have some ducking and dodging to do. According to a recent Arizona Republic/Morrison/Cronkite News poll, voters still want more money for our schools by a wide margin, even after the passage of Prop 123—74 percent for more money, 17 percent against and the rest undecided. Republicans, many of whom want to weaken or dismantle…

Cinema Clips: Morgan

While director Luke Scott definitely shows he’s inherited some of his dad’s helming chops, Morgan, an ultimately derivative script hampers his feature directing debut. The son of the great Ridley Scott shows some major visual flair and an ability to draw good performances from his cast, but the movie itself, with Dad producing, is a…

Looking So Long At These Pictures Of You: Remembering Wendy Van Leuveren

Friends and family of Wendy Van Leuveren are in shock. They’re grieving, and they’re looking for answers. But one thing is very clear—the sudden death of this well-known and well-loved woman is a tragedy that has rocked many throughout the Tucson community. On Wednesday, Aug. 31, Wendy took her own life after a mostly-private struggle with mental illness.…

Ducey ‘Next Step’ Watch: Day 117. Vox Populi Edition

When it comes to school funding, Ducey has spoken: No. New. Money. But the voters have spoken too, for the second time. They want: More. New. Money. Immovable object, meet unstoppable force. Something, or someone, has got to give on the school funding front. Back in 2015, a Morrison Institute poll found that 74 percent…

Apple’s iPhone 7: Has it Gone Too Far?

When I was younger my mother always told me, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.” Now, at that time, I don’t think my mother was referring to a cellular device. But, as time has progressed, that definitely seems to be the only Apple people care about these days. On Sept. 7 the heavily…

John McCain Is Crushing Ann Kirkpatrick. Or They’re Neck and Neck. Who Knows?

So where is the race between five-term U.S. Sen. John McCain and his Democratic challenger, Congresswoman Ann Kirkpatrick? Two recently released polls tell very different stories: An NBC/Wall Street Journal/Marist Poll showed McCain with a huge 19-point lead over Kirkpatrick. The survey of 946 registered voters, taken between Sept. 6 and Sept. 8, showed that 57…

Cinema Clips: Complete Unknown

One would expect great things form a film featuring Rachel Weisz and Michael Shannon, but the end result is just sort of weird. Weisz plays Alice, a woman who has been reinventing herself for the past 15 years, assuming new identities and occupations all over the world. She winds up at a dinner party where…

Lola Needs a Home

Hi, I’m Lola! I’m a pretty 5-year-old girl and I need a home! I really love people and snuggles and I can’t wait to move into a home where I feel safe and happy. I like to take a lot of naps underneath my blanket so if you stop by the shelter please ask an…

3 Places to Visit to Explore the True Beauty of Tucson

Tucson is full of outdoor attractions that go unseen and under appreciated. With its beautiful saguaro forests, incredible mountain ranges surrounding the city and unforgettable sunsets, it is most definitely an alluring destination.  Here are 3 places any Tucson local or tourist should visit if they are searching for a new adventure and want to…

Win Tickets To See The Diamondbacks Play the Rockies

Sports fans! It feels like it has been a little while since we’ve done this.  We’re giving away two pairs of tickets to see the Diamondbacks play the Rockies on Wednesday, Sept. 14 at 6:40 p.m. at Chase Field (401 E. Jefferson Street, Phoenix). We’ll get in touch with the winner midday on Tuesday, Sept.…

Cinema Clips: Antibirth

If you are a fan of directors like David Cronenberg and Dario Argento, then you might be able to make it through this rather unpleasant horror-comedy. A party girl (Natasha Lyonne) blacks out at a rambunctious gathering and finds herself going through pregnancy symptoms shortly thereafter. Those symptoms go from standard nausea to skin peeling…

About That Charter School Trump Visited In Ohio

Before Trump gave his speech on education at a charter school in Cleveland, Ohio, he had a photo op talking with an African American student to show how much he cares about those What-the-hell-do-you-have-to-lose? folks. Then in the speech he talked up the value of school choice, including charter schools, as a way to increase…

Get Your Undying Classic Rock Fix With The Zombies at the Rialto

Get ready for a flashback weekend, because The Zombies are coming to Tucson. No, not undead, brain-eating humans, but the 1960s band that graced us with the sultry song “Time of the Season” and the twangy love song “Can’t Nobody Love You.” Sorry, newsletter readers, this performance is happening over the weekend: Saturday, Sept. 10…

Should Roberto Clemente’s Number be Retired Universally?

Every year on April 15, Major League Baseball has Jackie Robinson Day in honor of the player who broke the color barrier in the MLB. Robinson is not only remembered as being a great player, but is also noted for his use of nonviolence as he was bombarded with hatred and threats of violence though…

Light the Candle: OSIRIS-REx Launches Today

OSIRIS-REx, the asteroid-hunting space probe designed by the UA Lunar and Planetary Lab in partnership with NASA and Lockheed Martin, is scheduled for liftoff from Kennedy Space Center at 4:05 Tucson time today. The plucky space probe will spend two years chasing down the near-earth asteroid Bennu and then spend another two years studying the…

Police Dispatch

A man was literally unable to “keep it in his pants” during a morning stroll through an upper-class neighborhood—although he was fully clothed, he left his penis dangling out of his pants to be seen by numerous female passers-by.

Ask a Mexican!

Dear Mexican: So how long can you keep up this racist shtick in a Los Angeles where Latinos are the majority? You’re clever enough to use irony as a device to blunt your own just-kidding racism, but most of the Mexicans and pochos I know don’t care enough to bother with such clever tricks. I’ve…

I (Heart) Zombies

Hold on to your hats everybody, because we got us here another zombie movie. I think this is something like the 5,732nd zombie movie or TV thing to come out in the last three years or so.

Rap Van Fresh

There’s an innovative new way to experience hip-hop in a more intimate setting, and it’s rolling through Tucson at 40 mph.

High society’s highest members

It seems the ARDP doesn’t think Arizonans are capable of smoking responsibly. Well, I’d hate to break it to you guys, but about half of us smoke it already and we seem to be doing OK.

The Pleasure Activist

Lube Types and Ingredients We’ve all been there. Staring at a large wall of lubes, as the bottles seem to sit there smugly in their indistinguishable silence – taunting your confusion. Was there some sort of lube class you missed in school? As a result, we reach for the most recognizable brand we may have…

Dust Devil

Jojo sat on the curb of the dusty playground and picked sand rubies from the handful of sand she’d scooped up.


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