May 18-24, 2000

May 18-24, 2000 / Vol. 17 / No. 11

Summer Cinema 2000

Coming soon to a multiplex near you: rampaging dinosaurs, fireball-dodging heroes, horny teens and hated mutants sworn to defend mankind.

Future Schlock

God could create a new hell where Battlefield: Earth is shown endlessly, just in case there are people who are too evil to go to regular hell.

The Skinny

Backing down on the AIMS’ math requirement… Trouble in the local Census office… City Councilman Steve Leal has thought of a way to get more for your bond dollar… and more!

Soundbites

Your guide to rockin’ summer road trips… Chick Cashman rustles up his Countrypolitans for one last show… Heather Hardy comes home for a CD release party… and more, more, more!


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