Mar 27 – Apr 2, 2008

Mar 27 - Apr 2, 2008 / Vol. 25 / No. 5

Smell That Fresh Newsprint (or at Least Imagine the Smell)!

The new issue is here, online and ready for you smart ‘n’ sexy readers. (If you’re dumb ‘n’ homely, you have to wait.) Feel free to comment on it here, folks! And I’d put the Mexican’s weekly video here, but he doesn’t seem to have done one for this week. Slacker! In any case, if/when…

Frak Yeah! BSG Is Back!

A ragtag fleet on the run in outer space! Doomed romance and political intrigue! Fraked-up humans and hot, sexy robots that play with our heads! What more do you really want in a TV show? Battlestar Galactica starts its fourth and final season on the Sci-Fi Network this Friday, April 4. If you haven’t been…

Biz Bounty

Frustrated by the slow pace of enforcement of last year’s employer-sanctions law, the House Judiciary Committee is set to hear a bill today that would grant a reward to citizens who report companies that hire illegal immigrants: The assets of the company that broke the law. Rep. Richard Wilkins (R-Sunnydale) says Arizonans are more likely…

Solidarity With Our Amsterdam-Based Weekly Brethren

The Amsterdam Weekly, a free alt-weekly in Amsterdam, has been abandoned by its financial backers. In a crazy scheme to keep the paper afloat, they’re asking for on-line donations … for five euros (about 7.50 in worthless U.S. currency), you can buy a part of a page of the paper. It’s worth checking out the…

Tune In!

Just in case you missed Arizona Illustrated last Friday, March 28, you can click here to see state lawmakers Jonathan Paton, a Republican who represents Tucson’s east side, Sierra Vista and Green Valley, and Steve Farley, a Democrat who represents midtown Tucson, answer questions from Arizona Illustrated anchor Bill Buckmaster, Tucson Weekly’s Jim Nintzel, Ann…

Report: Jet Blue Saying Sayonara to Tucson

Our sister newspaper, Inside Tucson Business, is reporting that Jet Blue’s last flight out of Tucson will depart on May 12: JetBlue Airways is leaving Tucson. With its departure Tucson is losing its only nonstop airline link to New York’s John F. Kennedy International Airport. The last flights will be May 12. “We’ve been in…

Register to Vote and Eat Pizza

On Monday, March 31, Eclectic Pizza teams up with 107.5 K-HIT to host “Remote to Vote” from 4 to 6 p.m. Eclectic Pizza will be serving free samples of pizza and offering a $3 medium cheese pizza for takeout between the above hours. People are encouraged to bring information on their candidate of choice as a peaceful way…

Loves Bites

Starting Friday at the Loft Cinema: Teeth, a horrific exploration of vagina dentata. James DiGiovanna says: “Teeth is not the most politically correct thing out there (that’d be the upcoming Hostel III: Hotel of Inter-Racial Healing), but it’s smarter, funnier and better-looking than at least two of the three remaining mainstream presidential candidates.” Plus: 80…

Midterm Report

Making the state safe for open records, rock ‘n’ roll and Ultimate Fighting: Your semi-regular legislative update

The Skinny

EXPLORING NEW DEPTHS Pima County Administrator Chuck Huckelberry wants us to drink straight from the toilet! Like dogs! Well, not exactly, although Huckelberry’s recent memo to the Pima County Board of Supervisors laying out the parameters of a water study with the Tucson City Council seems to have set off another weird wave of anxiety,…

Soundbites

‘PIPELINE’ TO O’MALLEY’S It seemed a bit odd to us when O’Malley’s played host to an Agent Orange show last December. After all, the sports bar/college hangout usually hosts local covers-heavy bands in its back room, and Agent Orange don’t exactly fit that bill. Formed in Fullerton, Calif., in the late-’70s, Agent Orange merged punk…

Rhythm & Views

Shades of Yoko Ono! And believe it or not, that’s a good thing. Right from the get-go with “Seeing Hands,” I had a visceral reaction that made me smile, remembering Yoko’s unappreciated (and post-primal-scream) work on the last two John Lennon LPs, Double Fantasy and Milk and Honey. Cambodian-born lead vocalist Chhom Nimol is passionate,…

Short-Cut Conundrum

Pinal County tries to seize control of environmentally sensitive land to protect a road–in apparent violation of federal protections

Rhythm & Views

Locals The Swim have the indie-rock-guitar thing down–from the opening melody of “Heavy Ringer” to the last sweetly sprawling track, The Swim’s guitar sound hearkens back to an era in independent music when it wasn’t about glossy production or getting your song into a commercial; it was about honest emotion and guitars that sound achingly…

Rhythm & Views

Let’s assume, for argument’s sake, that the many metal-core acts that juxtapose melodic vocals with hoarse, strangled screams do so to illustrate the fact that they are constantly torn between two worlds. Heavy metal coexists with hard-core punk; pretty tunefulness shares headspace with atonal aggression; peace balances strife; the lion lies down with the lamb.…

Police Dispatch

Not Quite out of Sight North Oracle Road, Feb. 26, 9:57 a.m. A pair of grocery-store workers were offended by an apparent display of parking-lot exhibitionism, said a Pima County Sheriff’s Department report. Two female employees at Wild Oats Market, 7133 N. Oracle Road, both stated that they had often seen a bearded male in…

Danehy

George W. Bush absolutely deserves the blame for the economic mess the country is in right now

Tuttle

A modest proposal to promote public transportation and make driving a little safer

Top Ten in Books

Mostly Books best-sellers for the week ending March 21, 2008 A New Earth: Awakening to Your Life’s Purpose Eckhart Tolle, Penguin ($14) The Secret Rhonda Byrne, Beyond Words ($23.95) The Other Boleyn Girl Philippa Gregory, Touchstone ($16) Sleeping With Schubert: A Novel Bonnie Marson, Ballantine ($13.95) Eat, Pray, Love: One Woman’s Search for Everything Across…

Bully Bomb

Owen Wilson’s clichéd dopey-deadbeat routine ruins ‘Drillbit Taylor’

Noshing Around

New: A-Z Eatery John Mertes, former executive chef at Soleil and Ovens, and former executive sous chef at Hacienda del Sol, has opened A-Z Eatery in the Bank of Tucson building, located at 4400 E. Broadway Blvd. The restaurant features homemade soups, salads, breakfast pastries, sandwiches, panini and daily breakfast/lunch specials weekdays from 7 a.m.…


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