

Laughing Stock: Return of the Two Amigos
I jump at opportunities to say I discovered Martin Short, at least in my office. On Johnny Carson, he was the funniest person ever, so the next day I asked the break room comedy fans, “Have you ever seen Martin Short?” It turned out to be a mic drop moment. Short appears with Steve Martin…
Laughing Stock: Geek, or gangsta?
In his hour-long video, Surrender to the Blender, Eric Schwartz is the first to joke about his four-eyed, shaved-headed tech support look. Then he takes off his glasses and, for just long enough, comes on like Channing Tatum with Justin Timberlake pipes. He’s apt to throw in a little pop and lock for good measure…
Congressman Grijalva Receives Award for “Best Constituent Services”
Congressman Raul Grijalva received the first-ever “Democracy Award” for best constituent services from the Congressional Management Foundation, an organization based in Washington, D.C. that works directly with members of Congress to ensure that they are effectively serving the citizens of their districts. Representative Grijalva and his staff were selected for this award out of 441…
Arizona Runner Up on Worst Highway Upkeep
Arizona ranks second lowest on highway spending per driver, only beat by Michigan, according to a new report by financial news site 24/7 Wall Street. The state spends an annual $239 per driver on state highways. “While the article doesn’t draw a direct connection between per capita spending and the quality of state infrastructure, it does…
Four Great Things to Do in Tucson Today: Thursday, August 16
Natural Grocers 63rd Anniversary. Who said grocery stores can’t have birthday parties? Natural Grocers is celebrating its 63rd anniversary with savings, snacks and more. Select items will ring in at 33 to 60 percent off, and carry your items off in a reusable bag, free with purchase. Enter to win prizes ranging from gift cards…
Ducey, Republicans Leave $56 Million For Child Care Sitting On the Table
Doug Ducey and his Republican legislative cronies had $56 million in federal money waiting to be spent to help cover the cost of child care and early childhood education for low income families. They refused to spend it. The state didn’t have to put up a penny. All it had to do was add a $56 million…
Claytoon of the Day: A Star is Scorned
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Three Great Things to Do in Tucson Today: Wednesday, August 15
Untitled (Corridor). This week is your last chance to see this art installation at the UA Museum of Art, and the perfect chance to go to the closing reception. Untitled (Corridor) is an installation of cement bricks made from sand and debris from specific coordinates in Tucson—coordinates that have witnessed the deaths of migrant bodies.…
Claytoon of the Day: Wonderful Son
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Three Great Things to Do in Tucson Today: Tuesday, August 14
Spelling Bee[r]. Haunted by that time you accidentally spelled “machine” as “mashin” in the third grade spelling bee? No? Just me? Well, whatever the case may be, relive your grade school days and head to Tap & Bottle to put your spelling skills to the test in a free spelling bee. Winner takes home a…
ZoSo Brings the Sounds of Zep to Rialto
ZoSo: The Ultimate Led Zeppelin Experience rocked The Rialto Theater on Saturday, Aug. 11. “It’s been a long time since I rock and rolled…Yes, it has.” Once upon a time, when dinosaurs roamed the Earth, there emerged a mythic band from the UK: Led Zeppelin. For 23 years, ZoSo have provided a ticket to board a…
Tired Of Those Annoying Political Phone Calls And Fliers?
Are you tired of all those political robocalls and calls from earnest volunteers? Did you know, they’re tired of talking to you too? Are you tired of all those glossy, oversized postcards from candidates touting their accomplishments — and maybe running down their opponents? Did you know, they’re tired of sending them to you too?…
UA Receives Grant to Help Bilingual Children’s Speech
Children who are bilingual can be misdiagnosed regarding speech impediments due to a lack of knowledge among experts. University of Arizona Associate Professor Leah Fabiano-Smith recently received a $2.5 million grant to help solve this issue. Speech-language pathologists, or SLP’s, have many standardized tests they can use to assess English-language-only children, but there is only one…
Sahuarita Dance Team on America’s Got Talent Tomorrow!
After passing through every round of preliminaries, Walden Grove High School’s PAC Dance Team will appear on the live broadcast of America’s Got Talent. The episode will play at 7 p.m. Tuesday, Aug. 14, on NBC. On their Facebook page, PAC Dance Team posted: THIS TUESDAY NIGHT IS OUR LIVE SHOW EPISODE!!! 🎉🎉 Tune in…
Mary Needs a Home
“I am only 1-year-old but have already lived in two shelters! Do you think you can show me how great life can be in a home?” -Mary Come meet Mary at PAWSH La Encantada at 2905 E. Skyline Blvd. Have questions? Give an adoptions counselor a call at 520-327-6088, ext. 154.
Dorm Days: UA Students Move In This Week
It’s that time of year again, the traffic is picking up, there are more bicycles to look out for, Target at El Con will soon be packed and just about every restaurant and bar along University is starting to buzz. The students are back, and they are moving into the dorms this week. General move-in…
Claytoon of the Day: LeBron Meets LeCon
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Three Great Things to Do in Tucson Today: Monday, August 13
Quiz for a Cause. Show off your trivia skills in the name of helping animals. Lead your team through eight rounds of trivia—ranging in subject—hosted by Natasha Noir of Tucson C.A.R.E.S. The contest raises funds for the organization’s work in animal rescues. During the rounds, snack on vegan treats from the on-site vegan bake sale…
New Bavarian-Style Beer Hall to Open Downtown
Ten55 Brewing Co. opened its doors as a taproom five years ago, and while its 44th Street location gave co-founders J.P. Vyborny and Chris Squires a chance to feel out the Tucson market and work on their brand, they always had their eye on moving downtown. Their new beer hall, set to open on Congress…
A Review of David Garcia’s Book, “School Choice”
Full disclosure: I have already stated my support for David Garcia for governor on The Range. Today I sent in my ballot with the bubble filled in next to Garcia’s name. Thursday, a post on Blog for Arizona by Larry Bodine sent minor shockwaves through the Democratic primary race for governor. Bodine wrote a scathing…
Candidates Answer Survey from Arizona’s Disability Organizations
This election season, a group of Arizona-based disability organizations sent a survey to all candidates running for state and federal office. The survey contained specific questions about the issues, laws and policies that affect the disability community, to see how these candidates would possibly use their time in office to enhance the lives of the…
Arizona Still Grappling with Question of How to Prevent School Shootings
Gun legislation in Arizona remains a hot-button issue going into election season. Gov. Doug Ducey’s proposed school safety plan, which was unveiled in March, was a contentious bill since Arizona lawmakers can’t agree whether “school safety” and “gun reform” are synonymous. The bill was proposed as a proactive measure towards preventing any more school shootings…
Claytoon of the Day: Let’s Get Orwellian
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25 Great Things to Do in Tucson This Weekend: August 10-12
Friday, August 10 World Margarita Championship.This SAACA-presented event pits Tucson Originals cocktail creators against each other in a throwdown for the People’s Choice award for the Best Signature Margarita. Along with watching the contest, attendees can sample margaritas, tequilas and Southwestern snacks. Try your luck with raffles for gift cards and gift baskets. 6 to…
Marcel Yates and Linebacker Tony Fields II Confident in Arizona’s Future on Defense
Tony Fields II sees a bright future for the Arizona Wildcats’ defense, a year after being named to ESPN’s Freshman All-American team. Fields, who had 104 tackles, 7.5 tackles for loss, 5 sacks and an interception as a freshman last season, believes the team is in for a defensive renaissance this fall. Part of his…
Claytoon of the Day: Living Pura Vida
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The Skinny
On Paper, Ann Kirkpatrick should be running away with Southern Arizona’s Congressional District 2 Democratic primary.
Quick Bites
Great places to grab a bite to eat this week.
Love and Steele
Two candidates who’ve held elected office are running for the Senate seat in Legislative District 9.
8 Things You Should Know About The Primary Election
The Aug. 28 primary election will be here before you know it. With the help of a hard-working crew of unpaid interns, the Weekly is bringing you a few fun facts and recaps of memorable moments from this summer’s campaign season.
The Photography Century
The single most beautiful photo in Masters of 20th Century American Photography, says Terry Etherton, is a 1967 Emmet Gowin portrait of his wife, Edith.
Honor Roll
Every decade, there’s a movie I could deem “Best Movie About Growing Up” in that 10-year span.
Reel Indie
Films to catch at indie theaters this week.
Pot Profile
BDS Analytics complied data from more than 11,000 surveys of both legal and illegal, medical and recreational users.
Romantic Songs of Squalor
When Tucson folk comes to mind, so do images of the Sonoran sunset, dusty cacti, orange-tinged mountains and the vast blue skies.
Know Your Product
What local genres doesn’t Tucson have? Latin rock and dusty folk for sure, but if the four-piece band In Lessons is any indication, we definitely have a unique and proficient post-hardcore scene.
XOXO
Live music to watch this week.
City Week
Great events and activities to fill your week.
Editor’s Note
Our editor wishes well to our recent batch of interns, and let’s you know what to expect in the paper this week.
Raw Power
The term “vegan” is nothing new. It was coined in 1944 by English animal rights activist Donald Watson as someone who completely abstains from ingesting anything that comes from a living animal.






