Thursday, January 19, 2017

How Not To Read The Onion

Posted By on Thu, Jan 19, 2017 at 9:54 AM

Reading the confused comments under The Onion articles is one of my favorite past times. Please enjoy these randomly chosen reactions of reading satire literally as much as I have.

The people who were appalled by SeaWorld's new specialty:
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The people who had some serious concerns about an ice lawsuit:

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Perfecting the intricacies of the frappuccino is truly a tricky business.


Finally, the people who were shocked wolves in America were a larger threat than say, heart disease, cancer or obesity:

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