Monday, January 25, 2016

Cinema Clips: The 5th Wave

Posted By on Mon, Jan 25, 2016 at 12:00 PM



The 5th Wave is based upon the young adult novel by Rick Yancey, the first in a trilogy. God willing, this movie will be the only one to receive a movie adaptation.

Further cinematic installments will cause me to punch myself in the face and hurt my standing at the workplace, in social gatherings, etc.

Chloe Grace Moretz plays Cassie Sullivan, a normal teenage girl who drinks beer at parties, drools over high school football guy Ben Parish (Nick Robinson) and calls the guy from Office Space (Ron Livingston) dad. Things go from routine to wacky for Cassie when a big metal spaceship thing parks over Ohio and starts messing with the human race in “waves.”

The first wave involves an electromagnetic pulse that knocks out all power and renders PlayStation 4 useless, while the second wave brings earthquakes and tsunamis. The third wave involves plague, while the fourth includes survivors battling with aliens in human hosts. The fifth wave…well, that’s a mystery. A mystery you will solve really quick if you put forth even the slightest effort. Liev Schreiber and Maria Bello chime in as military personnel, each doing nothing to advance their film careers.

One of last year’s “It” girls, Mika Monroe of It Follows, plays young alien resistance recruit Ringer, a Goth girl who takes the time to put eye makeup on for the apocalypse. Hey, one hast to keep up appearances, right? Goetz in an interesting young actress but she makes a lot of bad movies. I haven’t been blown away by one of her movies since Hugo five years ago. She looks lost this time out, her bid for her own Twilight or Divergent a sad, sad thing.

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