Thursday, January 15, 2015

Ruin Your Enemies' Day With an Envelope of Glitter

Posted By on Thu, Jan 15, 2015 at 4:37 PM

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Do you happen to know the address of someone you hate? Do you happen to hate it when 22-year-olds stumble into surprisingly successful business ownership? Man, have I got the website for you.

Mathew Carpenter started Ship Your Enemies Glitter to anonymously, kinda evilly ruin someone's day in a really sparkly way.  

From the website:
We're going to be pouring a tonne of glitter into an envelope with a folded up piece of paper. You know what's going to happen when that fuckface opens the envelope & pulls out the letter? The craft herpes will be released & will go everywhere.
It's too popular. People hate other people too damn much, and now Carpenter can't keep up with the demand. If you want to punish him for his success, buy his product. 
“Hi guys, I’m the founder of this website,” Carpenter wrote on Product Hunt. “Please stop buying this horrible glitter product — I’m sick of dealing with it. Sincerely, Mat.”
But if you're into sparkles and hate, contact him. Looks like he's lookin' to sell.

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