Thursday, August 22, 2013

The Loft Is Showing an "Aerobics-Sploitation" Film Monday

Posted By on Thu, Aug 22, 2013 at 2:00 PM

There are no words to accurately capture the weirdness of Pulsebeat, a 1984 film designed to take advantage of the moment when Jazzercise and Jane Fonda ruled,but you'll have the chance to experience it yourself on Monday at the Loft.

From the Loft's blurb:

Along the way, we are treated to WAY too much slow motion showering, pointless nudity, sex on gym equipment, wacky (and aerobically questionable) dance routines featuring lots of jiggling and dangling body bits and a supposedly tense finale in which scores of spandex-clad airheads compete in such categories as “Best Aerobic Trio Routine” for the title of National Aerobithon Champion!

What more could you ask for? Showtime is 8 pm, with general admission tickets $3, a buck less for Loft members.

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