Thursday, August 8, 2013

One Man's Crusade to Capture a Package Thief Proves That Not Everything Out of Phoenix is Terrible

Posted By on Thu, Aug 8, 2013 at 10:00 AM

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From the description of the wanted poster show (in cropped form) above:


Description of Perp: Jerk

Eyes: Vacant, uncaring and lacking a soul

Sex: Female-ish

Nationality: Un-American

Distinguishing Marks: Shameful and a super awkward running style

Parental Involvement: Lacking



Those sick burns right there? Those are what happens when you take advantage of your fellow man, jerk.

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