Thursday, July 25, 2013

Let's Look At the Downside to Being a Superhero

Posted By on Thu, Jul 25, 2013 at 10:46 AM

As the folks at Andrew M Films note, apparently being a superhero isn't as awesome as you might think.

Interestingly, this reminds me of two different Superman-related things (since it's somewhat obviously parodying Supes): One being the "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" essay that posits the terrible consequences that would occur if Superman were to attempt to get down with a human lady (key phrase: "...with kryptonian muscles behind it, [Superman's] semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet"). The other is this fairly badass clip from the Justice League Unlimited series, which you can check out below the jump.

I don't care who you are, that's a great clip.

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