Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Annoying Your Friends With Arrested Development Quotes Just Got Easier

Posted By on Wed, Jul 17, 2013 at 3:45 PM

Arrested Development fans, we all know one thing to be true: Any situation can be made better by quoting a Bluth.

"After all these years, God’s not going to take a call from you."

"I hear the jury’s still out on 'science.'"

"What’s Spanish for 'I know you speak English?'”

When won't those be useful? I remind people every day that we're still deciding about science.

Rewatching episodes of the show is a great way collect these phrases for future debauchery but, let's be real: that's time-consuming and difficult to pause sneakily when coworkers come to see how the "work" is going.

Well, fear not. The Internet Gods have acknowledged our suffering and gifted us Quote A Bluth, as presented by the people behind Column Five. On the page, you pick your Bluth (and I know you all picked Gob first) and are whisked away to a magical moment in which that Bluth said something completely ridiculous.

It's so good, but just a little bare. I clicked through every photo in each of the galleries in one sitting and still had time to waste writing this! I mean, there's not even a mention of Lucille's genius breakfast plan (vodka on the rocks... and a piece of toast). That's an obvious sign the page has a ways to go.

Go forth and contribute! Make some GIFs and send 'em that way! Tell the guys over at Column Five that we expect lengthier galleries and some quotes from the fourth season, like, YESTERDAY. The world needs easier access to the wonderful happenings of Sudden Valley (which sounds like a salad dressing...but not one I want to eat)! Don't leave your Uncle T-Bag hangin'.

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