Monday, April 29, 2013

Unemployed Tucsonans, Your Job Search Is Over: A Hirsute Man Wants You

Posted By on Mon, Apr 29, 2013 at 5:46 PM

Times are still tough out there, folks. Though the local unemployment rate is hovering around 7.3%, we've found a gig for an enterprising job hunter: a strange, fairly lucrative job opportunity, paying $30 an hour.

The catch? You might have to drive to Sahuarita.

Oh, and you have to spend that hour removing a man's body hair.

Need somebody once a week to do a whole body shave on me. My wife likes me hairless and I agree. I need arms, legs and torso trimmed very Sunday afternoon. I had back surgery a couple of years ago and my wife has been doing the hair removal every week. She has some arthritis issues that are making this hard to do. I'm in my late 40's. I'll gladly pay 30.00 per for an hour to hour and a half of exfoliation a week. I am flexible to use my home or your location. Please let me know any concerns or questions you may have. I'll pay $30.00 per hour for this service.

Look alive, folks: though this was posted last week, we can safely assume that he's still searching, as the post still exists. Get applying!

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