Monday, October 22, 2012
Yep. I can't stop watching the Body Form video made in response to a man's post on the company's Facebook page regarding women's periods being depicted in commercials as joyous, adventurous occasions. Oh, dear lord, I too wish that monthly visitor brought such happiness to the world.
Hi , as a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years . As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things ,I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding , rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn't I get to enjoy this time of joy and 'blue water' and wings !! Dam my penis!! Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn't wait for this joyous adventurous time of the month to happen .....you lied !! There was no joy , no extreme sports , no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuuu as my lady changed from the loving , gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin. Thanks for setting me up for a fall bodyform , you crafty bugger
Tags: Bodyform , periods , menstruation , beautifully rich sarcasm , comedy centered around bodily functions , the irony of a guy named dick complaining about things involving vaginas , "dam my penis!!" , Video