Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Denny's Rolls Out New Menu Featuring Disgusting Crap

Posted By on Tue, Nov 15, 2011 at 5:00 PM

I don't know who proposed the unholy idea of fusing cookies and pancakes or who thought of whatever "Pancake Puppies®" are supposed to be, but they should be forced to apologize to America:


· For a sweet treat to be enjoyed at any time, Denny’s new Red Velvet Pancake Puppies® with Cream Cheese Icing offer bite-sized season’s greetings. Made with white chocolate chips, sprinkled with powdered sugar and served with a side of Cream Cheese Icing for dipping, these Pancake Puppies ® are perfect for sharing with family and friends.

To celebrate the release of Sony Pictures holiday Blockbuster animation “Arthur Christmas”, Denny’s is offering children of all ages the chance to enjoy two new dishes - Arthur’s personal favorites available exclusively at Denny’s over the holiday season.

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· Arthur’s Christmas Cookie Pancakes is the dish that every kid wishes to wake up to. Three silver dollar pancakes with sugar cookies baked right in are topped with whipped cream and even more bits of sugar cookies. Served with a choice of two bacon strips or two sausage links, one egg cooked to order and a side of warm syrup.

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