Tuesday, September 20, 2011

The Teeth of Our Children May Save Us All

Posted By on Tue, Sep 20, 2011 at 1:00 PM

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I have come to believe that the Tooth Fairy has been stealing our children's teeth to power some sort of underground evil stem-cell fueled society. These teeth could be curing Parkinson's apparently, so the dollar that parents are getting in exchange is a total ripoff. Someone should really look into this black market for teeth. We've been getting ripped off for far too long.

[The Awl]

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