Thursday, September 15, 2011

Men, Give Up on Your Pathetic Stubble

Posted By on Thu, Sep 15, 2011 at 4:13 PM

inflatable_beard.jpg

Now you can skip the ragged unprofessionalism of trying to grow out a sad patchy hipster beard that doesn't quite create the aesthetic you hoped for and just jump to a convenient finished product (that you can also carry in your pocket). This is the convenience I was really hoping for from the 21st century. I wish it came in brown, but maybe that's next year's model.

[Archie McPhee]

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