Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Nice Rack (Wine Rack!) and Other Stupid Inventions

Posted By on Tue, Aug 2, 2011 at 12:40 PM

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Hey lay-dees: here's something to put on your Christmas Wish List. Who needs a CamelBak when you can wear a wine rack? Now attention-seeking gals can wear a sports bra that can hold up to 25 ounces of liquid-whatever-you-want in it. And, they say, it enhances your cup up to two sizes. Wow. What will they think of next?

P.S.—Is it just me, or does it look like she's getting blood drawn from her boobs? Hot.


"You won't find this at Victoria's Secret," boasted Paul Krasulja of BaronBob.com, whose Web site also sells toilet-shaped coffee mugs, a remote control fart machine and edible G-strings.

"It's not like one boob fills up and the other goes flat," Krasulja said. "I made my girlfriend put it on, and she looked good."

Ranging in size from the petite 32A to the amply endowed 38C, the Wine Rack would be a fit for either the Keira Knightley or Kim Kardashian set.

Krasulja touted the sports bra as a recession-friendly way to drink, offering women a sneaky method for combating high-priced drinks at sporting events. He said security guards aren't about to get hands-on, even with a well-endowed woman.

"You grab a woman there, fuggeddaboutit," he said. "But even if you put your hand on it, it would feel like a boob."

The Wine Bra sells for $29.95.

"I don't consider it fine lingerie," Krasulja said. "But it is a good-looking piece."

To view more stupid inventions, (if you have the patience to click through a whopping 61 pics in total) click here.

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