Friday, July 15, 2011

Idiot Boksen - Jordan's on Vacation Edition

Posted By on Fri, Jul 15, 2011 at 12:00 PM

I'm generally filled with jealous, hateful rage when anyone gets to go on vacation, especially during Tucson's furnace-like summers, but since Jordan Green and I are friends, I'm trying on the "be happy for other people" hat while he's in Portland, enjoying professional soccer and lots of beer. Whatever.

So, since Jordan's too busy to write a TV column this week, I'm going to just assume he was going to talk about the Lifetime show Dance Moms this week, since it's the program he's always bugging me to watch.

Absolutely real* text conversations between Jordan (green) and me (white):

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* Ok, they're not actually real.

Fine, Jordan. If you want to share your love for Dance Moms with the audience of The Range, here you go:

[The Hairpin]

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