Thursday, July 8, 2010

SB 1070 Update: Let Loose The Chupacabra!

Posted By on Thu, Jul 8, 2010 at 3:42 PM

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Our favorite tabloid, the Weekly World News, breaks a startling bulletin that the mainstream press is sure to ignore:

After the U.S. Justice Department filed suit Tuesday against Arizona, Secretary of the Interior, Ken Salazar had the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service release the Chupacabra or “goat sucker” into Saguaro National Park in Pima County. Salazar, acting on orders from President Obama, said, “We are encouraging Arizonans to repeal their immigration law before it goes into affect on July 29th, or we will be forced to release more Chupacabras into Arizona towns, cities and Home Depot parking lots.”

Upon learning of the release of the creature into her state, Arizona Governor Jan Brewer was defiant, “Bring it on! We’ve dealt with aliens, monsters and mutants in Arizona for the last fifty years — especially since Don Imus moved into the state. Arizonans don’t scare easy. The feds can send in a Bigfoot Army if they want, we will take them on. And we will win!”

Can Bat Boy be far behind?

Read the whole thing here. We miss seeing the Weekly World News at the grocery checkout stand.

Hat tip to Valley Fever.

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