Thursday, June 4, 2009

The Onion: Bill Would Stop 'Penis Black Market' For Marriage-Crazed Lesbians

Posted By on Thu, Jun 4, 2009 at 11:49 PM

From the brilliant minds at The Onion:


Conservatives Warn Quick Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays, Marriage

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