Friday, May 8, 2009

Condiment Abuse: Obama's Elitist Burger Appetites

Posted By on Fri, May 8, 2009 at 3:43 PM

Some liberals in the MSM think that Sean Hannity and the rest of the remaining patriots in this country have been a little too critical of Obama for ordering a burger with spicy mustard instead of ketchup.

e8ca/1241823856-img_1219.jpgBut as someone who has seen Obama order a burger, I can attest to his elitist ways. As I shared in an exclusive report from Waikiki last summer, Obama offered to let customers—OK, me—go ahead of him in line at the Kua Aina Sandwich Shop because he hadn't decided what he even wanted. Like that should take the leader of the free world more than 15 seconds.

I wasn't ready to order, so I passed on his offer. Big mistake. When it came time to order my burger, it turns out that Obama had gotten the last avocado! Like a real man would ever order an avocado. Or any kind of vegetable.

This is not an isolated incident. It's a pattern of condiment abuse.

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