Sunday, April 26, 2009

In Summary

Posted By on Sun, Apr 26, 2009 at 5:27 PM

Postmodern Barney has collected Uncomfortable Plot Summaries. A sample:

BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, fucks one.

BOOGIE NIGHTS: Deformed boy goaded into life of crime.

BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S: Pretty redneck girl fools socialites, flirts with gay gigolo.

CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.

CHINATOWN: Father desires closer relationship with his children.

DEBBIE DOES DALLAS: Cheerleaders develop valuable entrepreneurial skills.

DONNIE DARKO: Hallucinating teen crushed by airplane engine.

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